spankmehillary:

infamousprincejayyeee:

reallyfunnyshortjokes:

Now I have gas money.

Originally posted by shakespeareisbetterthanchocolate

What song is this Nicki verse from?

(Source: laffgaff.com, via meanplastic)

thebootydiaries:

Me last year: Omg its my friends birthday im going to buy them things and draw them stuff and

Me now: *texts friend “birth” and nothing else*

(via thebootydiaries)

samuelljackson:

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animal. And a Happy New Year.

(via spongebobssquarepants)

(via confirmance)

worldcircus:

Well … it IS just a prototype .

(Source: reddit.com, via meanplastic)

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

(Source: porterr-robinson, via confirmance)

madlori:

I love posts like this that require like six levels of meta understanding to comprehend them.

(via confirmance)

biyaself:

spicy-season:

kontrollsysteme:

ediebrit:

this video saved my life

when she says “ooo” I die

They aired this!!!

I can’t

(via unclefather)

fuocogo:

assgod:

fuck-eater:

reyviving:

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

Me introducing myself

She literally said NAMASTE as NEH-MASE

Her comedic timing on every one of these is absolutely flawless…. I wonder how it feels being the funniest person on earth

(via perks-of-being-chinese)

(via unclefather)